I write a blog! I'm a dog! I AM Self Aware!! Wait, wait. Did I just call them my owners? They even have me saying it now!!!!!! I"m a living, breathing creature!! They can't own me! Wasn't there a war about people owning other people? Why not dogs? Can't we have equal rights, too? I say this. Start a new country. A country of dogs. That might provoke a new war. One that would get dogs equal rights when we win. I say this, but I don't intend to get off of my computer and do it. I'm too scared. Plus, I like living. Someone has to be the Commander in Chief, am I right? I can get you guys some Nerf guns, I think we might have some in the attic. Although I don't know how you would hold them. Or fire them...
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