I Am a Total Idiot

Hi. Holly here. Today I realized that I am a TOTAL IDIOT. I am the dumbest dog ever. My species is stupid and pointless, and ugly. This is one of the ugliest dogs I have seen:

Here is another ugly dog:







another pretty uggs one.

And the ugliest one of all:

                        

 Isn't that just hideous? A despicable freak of nature that should be disposed of right this second. These ugly creatures should never be able to see the light of day without constantly being mocked by pigeons and frogs. 

 However, here are the cutest things ever known to cat, uhm, dog. I meant dog. yeah.

Good day to you sir, good day.

Hacked by a cat. BURN.